WEEKEND WAS FRIGGIN SWEET

I had mucho fun this weekend with my Ben and other peeps. Although I will say, you KNOW there is nothing to do in Tyler when you go to the movies two days in a row. Both movies were good - to say the least. Which reminds me, if you have not seen "little miss sunshine" SEE IT! IT IS HILARIOUS!!! I know this for sure because only Ben, Russell, Chris and I laughed. The rest of the theatre laughed only at us, because we were loud, and Ben and Chris have funny laughs.

SEE LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!!!!!! I ORDER YOU!!!!!!!!

Today was horrible...

Well my job went better - so that is ok. Unfortunately everything else is screwy. I'm really not sure about anything anymore. I don't know, maybe I am not meant for the life that has presented itself to me. Maybe I am not cut out to be happy. Who knows. All I know is I have been unsure of a lot of things lately and I don't really know how to go about changing them. I have always known what I want for myself. I have always had set goals and aspirations. Now, on the cusp of reaching said goals, I feel as though that is not what I really want. I think the problem lies with me. I think that no matter what happens to me I am going to be dissatisfied. Everything that seems so good and right always seems to become monotonous to me and almost distasteful. What is wrong with me? I know, I know, a lot. Well that's all of my ramblings for today.

Sometimes . . .

I wish I was a lesbian.

College semester is starting . . . again ... for the 12th time

Well folks, I feel like I am in the home stretch of this whole "college" thing. I mean I have been in "college" now for about 6 years, So I feel I really have the hang of it. I have one more glorious year at the beautiful and refined - don't forget refined, school of UT Tyler. Now this doesn't include student teaching so really a year and a half. But if you compare this to my 6 year total - I only have 1/6 of my college career to go. And thank God for that.

so,

I'm back.

Leaving on a jet plane. Don't know if I'll be back again.

Because the plane might crash and I might get burned beyond recognition and then die from the massive bleeding from my skinless face... or something like that. Well you know what? It is ok because if the plane does crash I have a fool proof plan from my mother.

"If the plane crashes, not saying it WILL, but if it does, crawl along the floor to the exit door."

Ok mom, sure, if my plane crashes I will remember to get trampled on by hundreds of people stampeading to the exit door, whilst tasting the stench of millions of feet from the well traveld floor below. Not that it WILL happen but if it does I will be prepared.

Thanks mom for giving me the confidence I need in order to survive this ordeal. God I love family!

For the love of God . . .WHY??????

am I such a procrastinator? I need to get ready to go see Ben, but every time I think about it I go . . ."eh later" I have precious free time as most of you know - so WHY? I have problems.

I am getting married!

So I got a ring today - and not just an ordinary ring but a beautiful ring the size of my knuckle. does he know my taste or what. Who else in the whole world would know that I would like a spiderman ring for my very own. I'll tell you who - just the cutest boy in the world - Trey.
What woman wouldn't want a bright blue and red face staring at her from her finger?And such a stud too! What other 5 year old has a REAL gaming chair and 4 pairs of awesome sunglasses? I tell you, I am the luckiest woman in the world.

Ben

One week and 6 days until I see him again. Life is good.

Marvelous ... Simply marvelous

I had a smashing time today looking for a mobile home for my parents. Really so MANY to choose from. I asked the lady if there where any designed as a tree house or that you could possibly convert into a tree house. Instead of laughing she goes ... "what do you mean - like an upstairs?" Oh lord, you gotta love Tyler.

Scaring little children is awful

ly hilarious!

Who knew hiding behind a pillar, jumping out and yelling HEY in a scary voice to a 5 year old child could be soooooo much fun?

so today was just another day . . .

You know normal day. I woke up, ate breakfast, went to Wal-Mart, almost got molested, came home, ate lunch, you know the usual.

WHY THE CRAP DO THEY LET PERVERTS INTO WALMART????

Seriously - they should have a screening process or something.

This super creepy 40 year old tried to accost me today, he first just started talking to me and then when I ran away to the other aisle he followed me then he tugged at his pants like he was going to flash me so I really ran away then! And WHERE was my trusty giant of a brother? Nowhere to be
found!

You know if it had been a regular guy with a "hey baby" kind of smile then I would not have freaked out - but this dudes smile was not a "hey baby" kind of smile, it was a "hey I'd like to kidnap you and lock you in my basement" kind of smile.

I swear - all creepy people should just die for the good of society - it should be a law or something.





"If you are this creepy - you must die!"

I HAVE A TEEPEE IN MY PANTS

TOO FUNNY!

My lucky underwear is purple

Dreamy and idealistic, you envision great things for your life. Your lucky purple underwear can make those dreams come true!You're a busy little butterfly. You have the most projects, interests, and friends of anyone you know.You also have a flair for the dramatic. Sometimes too much drama comes in to your life and brings things to a stop.If you want to focus more, and flutter less, put on your purple underpants. They'll help you get the important things done.

Boys are gross

Just thought you should know.

yea for pigs!

your pig is toward the middle of the paper, you are a realist.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail

Old people should be locked away in a smell proof room

am I right? I hate to be mean
to disgusting people - but really
a girl can only take the smell of
old people so long with out wanting
to throw up in her mouth a little.

Cankle?

ok so what the hell is a cankle? appearantly this is one. who knew? I thought that was just called a really fat persons gross ankle - but I like cankle much better, don't you?

My Grandfather had a hysterectomy

Who knew that could happen huh?

Ok so he went in for prostate surgery and the doctor asked him what he was in for and my grandfather said "a hysterectomy" and the doctor just looked at him like he was a nut (which he is)

then when I went to see my grandfather he had a sharp pain and he said "oooohhh I just think my ovary fell out" I was laughing so HARD.

I love my family.

I was talkin about something and I said well I guess we are all weird and he goes "speak for your self, you are the weirdo in the family" and I said "you just told the doctor you had a hysterectomy, I think you can be included in my statement"

and you all wonder why I am the way that I am . . .

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

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Heroes in a half shell TURTLE POWER!

Their the worlds most fearsome fighting team.

We're really hip.

Their Heroes in the half and their green.

Hey get a grip.

When the evil shredder attacks, these Turtle four don't cut him no slack.

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Splinter taught them to be Ninja teens.

He's a radical rat

Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.

And that's a fact jack!

Raphael is cool but crude

Gimme a break.

Michaelangelo is a party dude.

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Heroes in a half shell TURTLE POWER!