so today was just another day . . .

You know normal day. I woke up, ate breakfast, went to Wal-Mart, almost got molested, came home, ate lunch, you know the usual.

WHY THE CRAP DO THEY LET PERVERTS INTO WALMART????

Seriously - they should have a screening process or something.

This super creepy 40 year old tried to accost me today, he first just started talking to me and then when I ran away to the other aisle he followed me then he tugged at his pants like he was going to flash me so I really ran away then! And WHERE was my trusty giant of a brother? Nowhere to be
found!

You know if it had been a regular guy with a "hey baby" kind of smile then I would not have freaked out - but this dudes smile was not a "hey baby" kind of smile, it was a "hey I'd like to kidnap you and lock you in my basement" kind of smile.

I swear - all creepy people should just die for the good of society - it should be a law or something.





"If you are this creepy - you must die!"

I HAVE A TEEPEE IN MY PANTS

TOO FUNNY!

My lucky underwear is purple

Dreamy and idealistic, you envision great things for your life. Your lucky purple underwear can make those dreams come true!You're a busy little butterfly. You have the most projects, interests, and friends of anyone you know.You also have a flair for the dramatic. Sometimes too much drama comes in to your life and brings things to a stop.If you want to focus more, and flutter less, put on your purple underpants. They'll help you get the important things done.

Boys are gross

Just thought you should know.

yea for pigs!

your pig is toward the middle of the paper, you are a realist.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail

Old people should be locked away in a smell proof room

am I right? I hate to be mean
to disgusting people - but really
a girl can only take the smell of
old people so long with out wanting
to throw up in her mouth a little.

Cankle?

ok so what the hell is a cankle? appearantly this is one. who knew? I thought that was just called a really fat persons gross ankle - but I like cankle much better, don't you?

My Grandfather had a hysterectomy

Who knew that could happen huh?

Ok so he went in for prostate surgery and the doctor asked him what he was in for and my grandfather said "a hysterectomy" and the doctor just looked at him like he was a nut (which he is)

then when I went to see my grandfather he had a sharp pain and he said "oooohhh I just think my ovary fell out" I was laughing so HARD.

I love my family.

I was talkin about something and I said well I guess we are all weird and he goes "speak for your self, you are the weirdo in the family" and I said "you just told the doctor you had a hysterectomy, I think you can be included in my statement"

and you all wonder why I am the way that I am . . .

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

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Heroes in a half shell TURTLE POWER!

Their the worlds most fearsome fighting team.

We're really hip.

Their Heroes in the half and their green.

Hey get a grip.

When the evil shredder attacks, these Turtle four don't cut him no slack.

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Splinter taught them to be Ninja teens.

He's a radical rat

Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.

And that's a fact jack!

Raphael is cool but crude

Gimme a break.

Michaelangelo is a party dude.

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Heroes in a half shell TURTLE POWER!