Wednesday, January 11, 2006
If UT Tyler had an ass ... I would kick it!
Ok - is it too much to ask to have people - who work (for money, mind you) to know what the hell is going on? humph! I am sorely disappointed in our "fine" higher education establishment!
Friday, January 06, 2006
I can't believe it!!!!
Almost here - I am SO excited!!!! I thought my friend Lucia from work was going to kick my ass today because I could not stop saying "1 day!" LOL. (I think I did it mostly to annoy her - but still --- ONE DAY!!!!!)
Also my Dominic was not at school today - so there was no "miss Chusey, miss Chusey" (tear) But I must be grateful for one thing - no one tried to kill me! Hurray!
Have a great day everyone and be sure to get plenty of "sleep"
Also my Dominic was not at school today - so there was no "miss Chusey, miss Chusey" (tear) But I must be grateful for one thing - no one tried to kill me! Hurray!
Have a great day everyone and be sure to get plenty of "sleep"
Thursday, January 05, 2006
The Wiggles
Made this up yesterday when trying to get my kids to settle down ---
thought it was cute for an on the spot thing--- didn't want to forget it.
Have you ever had the wiggles?
I’ve had them quite a lot
First my toes will start to wriggle
Then my feet will hop, hop, hop
My ankles will then twist and turn
Round and round they go.
Until my leg gets kind of bored
And starts swinging to and fro
Swinging legs are truly fun
But I think they need a rest
Perhaps I’ll stop my wiggles now
So as not to be a pest
But then, I look down at my hands
Lying limp upon my lap
And I can’t help but get the urge
To make them clap, clap, clap
My head would like to join the game
So I nod to keep it busy.
Up and down it moves so fast
I'm getting very ,very, very dizzy.
My jiggles are making me oh so tired
But it’s of no concern,
I’ll take a nap and when I wake
My wiggles will return
thought it was cute for an on the spot thing--- didn't want to forget it.
Have you ever had the wiggles?
I’ve had them quite a lot
First my toes will start to wriggle
Then my feet will hop, hop, hop
My ankles will then twist and turn
Round and round they go.
Until my leg gets kind of bored
And starts swinging to and fro
Swinging legs are truly fun
But I think they need a rest
Perhaps I’ll stop my wiggles now
So as not to be a pest
But then, I look down at my hands
Lying limp upon my lap
And I can’t help but get the urge
To make them clap, clap, clap
My head would like to join the game
So I nod to keep it busy.
Up and down it moves so fast
I'm getting very ,very, very dizzy.
My jiggles are making me oh so tired
But it’s of no concern,
I’ll take a nap and when I wake
My wiggles will return
The Many Adventures of Chelsea and Meg
Chapter 5
The room they entered was as dark as night.
There was just enough light in the room for Chelsi and Meg to make out hundreds and hundreds of graves. the one closest to the girls read:
Here lies Jaymz
‘He wore his coat
a little too long’
Fog surrounded the girls as creepy background music played. Suddenly an eerie light began to glow, making more of the room viewable.
“Ohhh what a creepy room” Meg shuddered.
“It does convey a sort of sadistic ambiance.” Chelsea said looking at the various torcher devices that were now visible.
“Thanks” came a voice from behind them.
Chelsea and Meg both jumped
“Who said that?” Chelsea shouted.
“I did” said the voice.
Chelsea and Meg turned to see a man dressed in a red and gray flannel shirt. His long and greasy hair glistened in the moonlight. An odd thing about this man (other than his greasy hair.) was that he was filming them with a camera.
“Hey, what’s the big idea?” Meg said as she quickly turned to her left side. She obviously was upset by the fact that she was being filmed from the wrong side.
“Yeah!” said Chelsea. She quickly whipped out her compact and started powdering her nose.
“That was a great shot, said the man with the camera.” “So realistic” “Let’s do it again, only this time we will give you both afros and you can walk on your hands while saying everything backwards.” This man was so obviously pleased with his innovative film techniques that he started making notes on his hand
Afro
Backward
Hands
“My name is Spooky, by the way.” said the man. “Spooky Random”
“What an odd name” said Chelsea
“Yeah, what kind of dorks name someone Spooky Random“ Meg laughed.
“Boy, your parents must have been stoners” Chelsea said.
Spooky took no notice of their comments because he was gazing fixedly at Meg.
“Uh, hi?” said Meg trying not to be creeped out by his constant stare.
“I’m sorry, he replied “I just have never seen anyone as beautiful as you before.”
“Oh” Meg blushed. The complement made her forget all about being creeped out.
“Well,” she replied, “I do have a rather cute dimple.”
Spooky held out his hand to Meg and said “I would love to put you in one of my films.”
“Oh, I don’t know, I’m kind of shy.” Meg lied
“You could be the star...” Spooky proposed.
“OK!” Said Meg.
Chelsea looked at Meg in disgust. I mean it was bad enough that she was holding them up talking to this creep, but to be in a movie ... come on. And besides, why didn’t he want Chelsea to be the star, She had musical abilities.
“Come on Meg,” Chelsea said “we have to find Jeremy and overthrow the government
Meg looked at Spooky and said "I really have to go."
"But what about my movie," Spooky questioned.
Meg looked pleadingly to Chelsea
"No." Chelsea said putting her foot down.
You could wear an afro," Spooky told Meg.
Meg looked again at Chelsea with a sad face. Meg just KNEW she would look totally hot in an afro...
"nooooo!" Chelsea said, trying to pick her foot back up and set it in its proper place. "We have to overthrow Jeremy!"
"Ok, ok, party pooper" Meg said making a face at Chelsea.
She turned to Spooky "sorry but you'll have to get someone else to be in your movie." "I know they won't be as cute as me, but you'll find someone."
And with that both Chelsea and Meg went back to the foyer/foyah to choose another door.
The room they entered was as dark as night.
There was just enough light in the room for Chelsi and Meg to make out hundreds and hundreds of graves. the one closest to the girls read:
Here lies Jaymz
‘He wore his coat
a little too long’
Fog surrounded the girls as creepy background music played. Suddenly an eerie light began to glow, making more of the room viewable.
“Ohhh what a creepy room” Meg shuddered.
“It does convey a sort of sadistic ambiance.” Chelsea said looking at the various torcher devices that were now visible.
“Thanks” came a voice from behind them.
Chelsea and Meg both jumped
“Who said that?” Chelsea shouted.
“I did” said the voice.
Chelsea and Meg turned to see a man dressed in a red and gray flannel shirt. His long and greasy hair glistened in the moonlight. An odd thing about this man (other than his greasy hair.) was that he was filming them with a camera.
“Hey, what’s the big idea?” Meg said as she quickly turned to her left side. She obviously was upset by the fact that she was being filmed from the wrong side.
“Yeah!” said Chelsea. She quickly whipped out her compact and started powdering her nose.
“That was a great shot, said the man with the camera.” “So realistic” “Let’s do it again, only this time we will give you both afros and you can walk on your hands while saying everything backwards.” This man was so obviously pleased with his innovative film techniques that he started making notes on his hand
Afro
Backward
Hands
“My name is Spooky, by the way.” said the man. “Spooky Random”
“What an odd name” said Chelsea
“Yeah, what kind of dorks name someone Spooky Random“ Meg laughed.
“Boy, your parents must have been stoners” Chelsea said.
Spooky took no notice of their comments because he was gazing fixedly at Meg.
“Uh, hi?” said Meg trying not to be creeped out by his constant stare.
“I’m sorry, he replied “I just have never seen anyone as beautiful as you before.”
“Oh” Meg blushed. The complement made her forget all about being creeped out.
“Well,” she replied, “I do have a rather cute dimple.”
Spooky held out his hand to Meg and said “I would love to put you in one of my films.”
“Oh, I don’t know, I’m kind of shy.” Meg lied
“You could be the star...” Spooky proposed.
“OK!” Said Meg.
Chelsea looked at Meg in disgust. I mean it was bad enough that she was holding them up talking to this creep, but to be in a movie ... come on. And besides, why didn’t he want Chelsea to be the star, She had musical abilities.
“Come on Meg,” Chelsea said “we have to find Jeremy and overthrow the government
Meg looked at Spooky and said "I really have to go."
"But what about my movie," Spooky questioned.
Meg looked pleadingly to Chelsea
"No." Chelsea said putting her foot down.
You could wear an afro," Spooky told Meg.
Meg looked again at Chelsea with a sad face. Meg just KNEW she would look totally hot in an afro...
"nooooo!" Chelsea said, trying to pick her foot back up and set it in its proper place. "We have to overthrow Jeremy!"
"Ok, ok, party pooper" Meg said making a face at Chelsea.
She turned to Spooky "sorry but you'll have to get someone else to be in your movie." "I know they won't be as cute as me, but you'll find someone."
And with that both Chelsea and Meg went back to the foyer/foyah to choose another door.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Love Is Knowing Someone Is Always Thinking About You
Of course, that could just mean you have a stalker, but you know what I mean.
I sometime can't stop thinking about people.
People very close to me.
They should know this.
Also, Go TEXAS!!
I sometime can't stop thinking about people.
People very close to me.
They should know this.
Also, Go TEXAS!!
So yeah - ghosts ...
Do you ever believe you see ethereal figures - moving about in the dark? ... "How did that move" you ask yourself. Do you see these figures stealing your personal items and hear "woooooing" sounds? Well if you do then you are a FREAK (or your name is Amber). Vivid imagination much?
Oh and also - don't worry if you feel a little hair against your arm - it is probably just a rat.
Oh and also - don't worry if you feel a little hair against your arm - it is probably just a rat.
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Props to Al Gore ...
You know, I have decided that the internet, e-mail and instant messaging are all amazing and wonderful things ... Really they are!
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Happy New Year!!!!!!!
Apart from my mom and dad being more than slightly snockerd - this has been a very interesting New Years Eve. I have decided to spend the evening with family rather than friends - I know, I have NO idea what I was thinking - but they have been great company thus far and have probably supplied more alcohol than any party I could have gone to tonight. (although for some reason I didn't really feel like drinking tonight either ...) And let me tell you - Spending New Years with your family is not a very good excuse to tell friends who want you to attend their apparent parties of parties. Oh well - people will just have to have their fun without me for tonight! Anyway, I hope everyone is having a wonderful time at their respective gatherings and I hope everyone that is drinking will not be driving (this means you Elizabeth!!!) haha.
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