I learned something new …

When you go to Wal-Mart, at four in the morning, there aren’t any Wal-Mart greeters. This so excited me because I happen to think the smelly old greeters are a little ‘too’ friendly.
Upon discovering this new revelation, I almost decided to make 4 o’clock Wal-Mart trips a regular. ALMOST. The reason I decided against such a decision is because of a Wal-Mart greeter impersonator! Yes, that’s right folks, as I walked into Wal-Mart some guy was standing by the door. He glanced at me and nodded and said “morning” I was confused because I very well new the stock line “welcome to Wal-Mart”. Of course As I was exiting Wal-Mart I saw the same ‘Wal-Mart greeter’ pushing a cart full of clothes and blankets away from the Wal-Mart parking lot. I HAD BEEN FOOLED! That greeter I had put my trust in, and smiled back at was no greeter, just a cold hobo. Now I know that I say that hobo’s rock, and most do, but NOT that one. CHARLATON!