When you go to Wal-Mart, at four in the morning, there aren’t any Wal-Mart greeters. This so excited me because I happen to think the smelly old greeters are a little ‘too’ friendly.
Upon discovering this new revelation, I almost decided to make 4 o’clock Wal-Mart trips a regular. ALMOST. The reason I decided against such a decision is because of a Wal-Mart greeter impersonator! Yes, that’s right folks, as I walked into Wal-Mart some guy was standing by the door. He glanced at me and nodded and said “morning” I was confused because I very well new the stock line “welcome to Wal-Mart”. Of course As I was exiting Wal-Mart I saw the same ‘Wal-Mart greeter’ pushing a cart full of clothes and blankets away from the Wal-Mart parking lot. I HAD BEEN FOOLED! That greeter I had put my trust in, and smiled back at was no greeter, just a cold hobo. Now I know that I say that hobo’s rock, and most do, but NOT that one. CHARLATON!
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
It's funny how everything changes . . .
What do I want to be when I grow up? Did you ever ask yourself that question? What where your dreams and aspirations? How did you see your life. Is it what you expected? Is it better/worse? Did your dream change when you met that ‘special someone’ or when you got married. Or had a child?
I wanted to be an international jet setter. Stop laughing, I am not kidding. I wanted to be one of those people on TV who got to travel the world and tell people about their 4 star hotel rooms and gourmet food.
Then my dreams changed – I wanted to be a photographer who sleeps on the dirt floor of a hut while recording my adventures in the wilds of Africa.
My dreams changed once again to be a famous pianist that went from concert hall to concert hall performing and having people throw roses to me after my tear-jerking performance.
So what did all of these dreams have in common? I want to travel – to see everything, experience everything. I feel I am missing so much, every minute that passes by is one minute lost that I could be learning something new. So my dreams have been altered, just a bit. I now want to be a teacher – did I loose my once insatiable need to never become monotonous? Nope, because if anyone ever tells you that being a teacher is boring then they are just stupid.
Now being a teacher just might entail me to travel the world and teach in far off exotic places – you never know.
Even though the question of “what I want to be when I grow up” is changed and even if I become just a teacher in little old Texas I will still be growing – and that my friends is what I want, to never stop growing.
I wanted to be an international jet setter. Stop laughing, I am not kidding. I wanted to be one of those people on TV who got to travel the world and tell people about their 4 star hotel rooms and gourmet food.
Then my dreams changed – I wanted to be a photographer who sleeps on the dirt floor of a hut while recording my adventures in the wilds of Africa.
My dreams changed once again to be a famous pianist that went from concert hall to concert hall performing and having people throw roses to me after my tear-jerking performance.
So what did all of these dreams have in common? I want to travel – to see everything, experience everything. I feel I am missing so much, every minute that passes by is one minute lost that I could be learning something new. So my dreams have been altered, just a bit. I now want to be a teacher – did I loose my once insatiable need to never become monotonous? Nope, because if anyone ever tells you that being a teacher is boring then they are just stupid.
Now being a teacher just might entail me to travel the world and teach in far off exotic places – you never know.
Even though the question of “what I want to be when I grow up” is changed and even if I become just a teacher in little old Texas I will still be growing – and that my friends is what I want, to never stop growing.
Friday, October 20, 2006
I think I've let myself go
Really, it's true. You see I have for some unknown reason decided to never dress up and hardly wear makeup. I think this is all my boyfriend's doing. He tells lies to me like "you are so beautiful" and "you don't need makeup" I know it's laughable at best. But I have come to subconsciously believe him. For right now, I am in my polo sweat shirt and baggy sweat pants and it is 7:30 on a Friday night ... What happened to getting all dressed up and going out ... hahahahaha. Well that ended some time ago seeing as we are both poor as sin. So now, there is absolutely no need to dress up at all. My boyfriend could care less what I look like, I have no where to go, AND it's a pain in the butt. The reason I am writing this entry is because it has come to my attentions that looks really do matter. You may be retorting my statement while wiping the stardust out of your eyes but seriously folks, it is true. I know because I have done an experiment on the subject. Every day I go to school pretty much in my sweats or scrubs. I might put a little makeup on but hardly any for down here in good 'ol Texas. But one day out of the week I don't have to go to work - so I try to dress up on that day to remember how decent I once looked. On these days I have random people talk to me, boys hold ALL doors for me, and everyone I pass smiles at me. I have decided this is an injustice to ugly people. So to help my fellow tired and worked to death friends who have no time for this silly business of dressing up I have decided to become as ugly as possible. I will wear no makeup. My baggy clothes will swallow me AND I will never, I repeat never touch a blowdryer again! We will see how long this little stance of mine lasts and if it will scare away my boyfriend and possibly my all of my friends. Who needs the shallow bastards anyway?
Candy Crowley <---- who says they only let "smart" people in the game?
“Do all political correspondents have to be hideously ugly?” I ask myself as I watch Candy Crowley discusses the latest CNN news break “And that’s why democrats are the best” she drowns on and on. Then it comes to me – it is not just political correspondents – but all people in politics in general. You see, these people crave the spotlight and are basically attention whores. Seeing as they are all dogfaced individuals, they can’t do something worthwhile like acting or modeling, so they go into politics and discuss pressing matters of the day like which child to leave behind and how many democrats it takes to screw in a light bulb. None by the way because they have raised the taxes so high that no one can afford electricity.
Also, folks, it goes the other way around. Actors and models … the “better” of our society cannot be in politics. If they try, one of two things happens: 1. their beauty mesmerizes us and so we elect them to office under some sort of lemming spell. Or 2. We ignore their pleas entirely and write them off as “liberal pot heads” and “aren’t they cute”
And to further my point I will say my last words on the subject. “Arnold Schwarzenegger” and “Bono.”
Also, folks, it goes the other way around. Actors and models … the “better” of our society cannot be in politics. If they try, one of two things happens: 1. their beauty mesmerizes us and so we elect them to office under some sort of lemming spell. Or 2. We ignore their pleas entirely and write them off as “liberal pot heads” and “aren’t they cute”
And to further my point I will say my last words on the subject. “Arnold Schwarzenegger” and “Bono.”
Sunday, October 15, 2006
My birthday present is burning a hole in my boyfriends giant pocket
Well it has to be giant because it is such a big present. I know for one I certainty can't wait.
Friday, September 22, 2006
words, words, and more words.
It’s 9:30 in the morning and my math teacher is droning on about numbers or something - I don't know I wasn't really paying attention. She finally caught my attention by saying "you know, this formula is not correct because it is disproved by this 'pacific' example." Yes my dear friends, she said "pacific." Was she talking about the Pacific Ocean?
NO.
Was she making a reference to the Broadway show "South Pacific"
NO.
“So why would she say this?” You ask, scrunching your eyebrows together in deep thought.
Well … my teacher is a very southern lady and by ‘southern’ I mean annoying.
Why is it that people in the South, East Texas to be “specific” ( "I" say specific correctly cuz my momma woudda beat my ass) talk like jack asses?
Here are some of the words that my fellow neighbors say … that just might make me want to tape their mouth up with duct tape (and YES it is "duct" not "duck")
Ok, ok why am I so uptight? "Chill out" you say?
I might have let that little mistake slide … but about 10 min later she says "I don't know, 'supposably' that could work…"
At this point in time I am thinking to myself "YOU have a masters degree?"
Oh well, I must learn to live with the mispronunciation and just be content with sighing and muttering "dat foo don't know jack!"
NO.
Was she making a reference to the Broadway show "South Pacific"
NO.
“So why would she say this?” You ask, scrunching your eyebrows together in deep thought.
Well … my teacher is a very southern lady and by ‘southern’ I mean annoying.
Why is it that people in the South, East Texas to be “specific” ( "I" say specific correctly cuz my momma woudda beat my ass) talk like jack asses?
Here are some of the words that my fellow neighbors say … that just might make me want to tape their mouth up with duct tape (and YES it is "duct" not "duck")
Ok, ok why am I so uptight? "Chill out" you say?
I might have let that little mistake slide … but about 10 min later she says "I don't know, 'supposably' that could work…"
At this point in time I am thinking to myself "YOU have a masters degree?"
Oh well, I must learn to live with the mispronunciation and just be content with sighing and muttering "dat foo don't know jack!"
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Watch out Energizer bunny – you’ve met your match!
I know some of you are thinking to yourself “wow what an intriguing title, I must read more! This blog entry must be the best one yet!” and while this may be true, I must warn you that the following material may be offensive to some readers, and may contain material unsuitable for some of Chelsea’s “good” friends. See you were right! This IS going to be the best entry yet.
So the story goes like this . . . (dreamy flashback music plays)
Ben and I are walking down the romantic strip of concrete between the two ponds on the UTTyler campus. We stop at the deck area to do a little making out … I mean deep intellectual conversing, when all of a sudden we hear a “thump, thump, thump” in the distance. I push Ben quickly away and glance around nervously. I certainly did not want to be caught in deep conversation by the UTTyler rent a cops! Ben, more than slightly annoyed by our little interruption, looks around to see if he can spot the cause. We see, in the distance, a jogger. Ben and I breathe a sigh of relief, though we are a little flabbergasted by the fact that someone would willingly go jogging at 11:00 at night … or willingly go jogging at all. Relieved, we continue on with our conversation. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, I see the same jogger jump on top of a 10 ft brick wall. He took a running start and then shimmied himself right over that brick wall. I was amazed, shocked and slightly impressed. Ben scoffed at such an outrageous thing while I made jokes about how “he” should try that, and that would be “hott”.
We decided to dismiss the whole incident to the jogger not wanting to climb the stairs.
“If I could jump over that wall, I would SO not take the stairs” I told Ben seriously/
“HAHAHAHAHAH” Ben says, equally as serious.
Both of us glance up to the wall and there we see the jogger. He is looking ominously at us. Friend or foe – this is the question he seems to be silently signaling to us. I quickly look away not wanting to gawk at this unexplained jogger, who uses the stealth of night as cover. He walks to the stair case and climbs halfway up in a rapid dark streak. He jumps over the stair case again and again, practicing his maneuvers. The sight was magnificent. He was hopping over different things time and again. We stood amazed at the acrobatics of this creature. Man or bunny? We couldn’t tell. All we know about this jumping jogger is that he seemed to keep going, and going, and going….
“I think it’s Batman.” I whispered to Ben
“No, he’s like the energizer bunny” Ben states “on crack … yeah or PCP… yes the PCP bunny, that’s what we will call our stranger”
So if any of you know the whereabouts of the mysterious PCP bunny please call *** *** ****.
I want him for my birthday party.
Thank you for your time.
So the story goes like this . . . (dreamy flashback music plays)
Ben and I are walking down the romantic strip of concrete between the two ponds on the UTTyler campus. We stop at the deck area to do a little making out … I mean deep intellectual conversing, when all of a sudden we hear a “thump, thump, thump” in the distance. I push Ben quickly away and glance around nervously. I certainly did not want to be caught in deep conversation by the UTTyler rent a cops! Ben, more than slightly annoyed by our little interruption, looks around to see if he can spot the cause. We see, in the distance, a jogger. Ben and I breathe a sigh of relief, though we are a little flabbergasted by the fact that someone would willingly go jogging at 11:00 at night … or willingly go jogging at all. Relieved, we continue on with our conversation. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, I see the same jogger jump on top of a 10 ft brick wall. He took a running start and then shimmied himself right over that brick wall. I was amazed, shocked and slightly impressed. Ben scoffed at such an outrageous thing while I made jokes about how “he” should try that, and that would be “hott”.
We decided to dismiss the whole incident to the jogger not wanting to climb the stairs.
“If I could jump over that wall, I would SO not take the stairs” I told Ben seriously/
“HAHAHAHAHAH” Ben says, equally as serious.
Both of us glance up to the wall and there we see the jogger. He is looking ominously at us. Friend or foe – this is the question he seems to be silently signaling to us. I quickly look away not wanting to gawk at this unexplained jogger, who uses the stealth of night as cover. He walks to the stair case and climbs halfway up in a rapid dark streak. He jumps over the stair case again and again, practicing his maneuvers. The sight was magnificent. He was hopping over different things time and again. We stood amazed at the acrobatics of this creature. Man or bunny? We couldn’t tell. All we know about this jumping jogger is that he seemed to keep going, and going, and going….
“I think it’s Batman.” I whispered to Ben
“No, he’s like the energizer bunny” Ben states “on crack … yeah or PCP… yes the PCP bunny, that’s what we will call our stranger”
So if any of you know the whereabouts of the mysterious PCP bunny please call *** *** ****.
I want him for my birthday party.
Thank you for your time.
Sunday, September 03, 2006
The retards on Mythbusters…rock my world.
I seriously am devoted to that show. There are many great and magnificent things about the show that cannot go unnoticed.
First, the show is run by nerds and is for nerds. And as everyone knows I “heart” nerds.
These nerds, however, are not the normal pocket-protecting, sci-fi watching, William Shatner quoting nerds. These guys are “science” nerds. This means that along with all there other nerdy qualities, they also like to blow things up.
Secondly, the Mythbusters, or Adam and Jamie, as we aficionados like to call them, enjoy blowing things up. There is nothing better than danger, oh wait … there is … nerds in danger.
Third, Jamie is a ginger, and everyone knows that gingers are the spice of life. (No pun intended)
I think that the most important reason for loving Mythbusters is the bonding experience that comes along with watching the show. My friends and I will get together on random afternoons and we will be arguing about what to watch.
“Oh, oh, oh, turn it back Paula Dean is on” says Chelsea
“Nope, let’s watch the ever entertaining CNN” says Ben “I just love that Candy Crowley”
“I hate that fat cow” “look you just passed ‘Prison Break’” says Russell
“Hey” shouts Elizabeth, grabbing the remote, “LIFETIME!”
“porn” mutters Chris
“WHAT?” we all shout.
“Uh … sci-fi, I said SCI-FI!” Chris sputters.
“WAIT! I’ve got it!” Chelsea stands up triumphantly. “Let’s watch MYTHBUSTERS”
Everyone cheers and party balloons fall from the ceiling.
See, I told you… Mythbusters creates lifelong bonds and good friendships.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!
Thank you Adam and Jamie!
First, the show is run by nerds and is for nerds. And as everyone knows I “heart” nerds.
These nerds, however, are not the normal pocket-protecting, sci-fi watching, William Shatner quoting nerds. These guys are “science” nerds. This means that along with all there other nerdy qualities, they also like to blow things up.
Secondly, the Mythbusters, or Adam and Jamie, as we aficionados like to call them, enjoy blowing things up. There is nothing better than danger, oh wait … there is … nerds in danger.
Third, Jamie is a ginger, and everyone knows that gingers are the spice of life. (No pun intended)
I think that the most important reason for loving Mythbusters is the bonding experience that comes along with watching the show. My friends and I will get together on random afternoons and we will be arguing about what to watch.
“Oh, oh, oh, turn it back Paula Dean is on” says Chelsea
“Nope, let’s watch the ever entertaining CNN” says Ben “I just love that Candy Crowley”
“I hate that fat cow” “look you just passed ‘Prison Break’” says Russell
“Hey” shouts Elizabeth, grabbing the remote, “LIFETIME!”
“porn” mutters Chris
“WHAT?” we all shout.
“Uh … sci-fi, I said SCI-FI!” Chris sputters.
“WAIT! I’ve got it!” Chelsea stands up triumphantly. “Let’s watch MYTHBUSTERS”
Everyone cheers and party balloons fall from the ceiling.
See, I told you… Mythbusters creates lifelong bonds and good friendships.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!
Thank you Adam and Jamie!
I <3 nerds, and other stupid uses of the <3 symbol
How may people use the symbol <3? not as in "love" but as in the word "heart"? Unfortunately, countless number of people use this on a daily, hourly, every freakin minute. Now, there are several reasons this is stupid and I am going to list them, because I am just that cool.
1. <3 <----- this is NOT a word.
2. the word "heart" is not a verb. Therefore, you cannot say "I heart boys" or "I heart the color pink" or "I heart my breast implants".
3. After the 50th time you "heart" something, it gets REALLY old. If you "heart" something that much then why don't you just marry it.
There are many, MANY phrases that use the word "heart" or the symbol "<3" that bother me. But the phrase that I do not "heart" the most is .... "I <3 NERDS!"
Ok, we get it, we have seen in splashed across countless Old Navy Tees. Seriously, who REALLY "hearts" nerds? Who in there right mind would ever heart someone who looked like this or this?
That is all for today. I know that some of my most awesome friends use the word "heart" as a verb. I love you and I am not saying you are wrong ... but you are.
And I also know a lot of my friends are going to think I am totally awesome for writing this blog entry, because some of them do agree with me on this subject. But if you say to me: "Hey, I so 'heart' your blog entry" or "Chelsea! I 'heart' you for writing that, I could't agree more." Then, I am afraid I will have to stab you with my giant trusty fork.
"I SOOOOOOO heart that fork."
1. <3 <----- this is NOT a word.
2. the word "heart" is not a verb. Therefore, you cannot say "I heart boys" or "I heart the color pink" or "I heart my breast implants".
3. After the 50th time you "heart" something, it gets REALLY old. If you "heart" something that much then why don't you just marry it.
There are many, MANY phrases that use the word "heart" or the symbol "<3" that bother me. But the phrase that I do not "heart" the most is .... "I <3 NERDS!"
Ok, we get it, we have seen in splashed across countless Old Navy Tees. Seriously, who REALLY "hearts" nerds? Who in there right mind would ever heart someone who looked like this or this?
That is all for today. I know that some of my most awesome friends use the word "heart" as a verb. I love you and I am not saying you are wrong ... but you are.
And I also know a lot of my friends are going to think I am totally awesome for writing this blog entry, because some of them do agree with me on this subject. But if you say to me: "Hey, I so 'heart' your blog entry" or "Chelsea! I 'heart' you for writing that, I could't agree more." Then, I am afraid I will have to stab you with my giant trusty fork.
"I SOOOOOOO heart that fork."
Sunday, August 27, 2006
WEEKEND WAS FRIGGIN SWEET
I had mucho fun this weekend with my Ben and other peeps. Although I will say, you KNOW there is nothing to do in Tyler when you go to the movies two days in a row. Both movies were good - to say the least. Which reminds me, if you have not seen "little miss sunshine" SEE IT! IT IS HILARIOUS!!! I know this for sure because only Ben, Russell, Chris and I laughed. The rest of the theatre laughed only at us, because we were loud, and Ben and Chris have funny laughs.
SEE LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!!!!!! I ORDER YOU!!!!!!!!
SEE LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!!!!!! I ORDER YOU!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Today was horrible...
Well my job went better - so that is ok. Unfortunately everything else is screwy. I'm really not sure about anything anymore. I don't know, maybe I am not meant for the life that has presented itself to me. Maybe I am not cut out to be happy. Who knows. All I know is I have been unsure of a lot of things lately and I don't really know how to go about changing them. I have always known what I want for myself. I have always had set goals and aspirations. Now, on the cusp of reaching said goals, I feel as though that is not what I really want. I think the problem lies with me. I think that no matter what happens to me I am going to be dissatisfied. Everything that seems so good and right always seems to become monotonous to me and almost distasteful. What is wrong with me? I know, I know, a lot. Well that's all of my ramblings for today.
Sunday, August 13, 2006
College semester is starting . . . again ... for the 12th time
Well folks, I feel like I am in the home stretch of this whole "college" thing. I mean I have been in "college" now for about 6 years, So I feel I really have the hang of it. I have one more glorious year at the beautiful and refined - don't forget refined, school of UT Tyler. Now this doesn't include student teaching so really a year and a half. But if you compare this to my 6 year total - I only have 1/6 of my college career to go. And thank God for that.
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Leaving on a jet plane. Don't know if I'll be back again.
Because the plane might crash and I might get burned beyond recognition and then die from the massive bleeding from my skinless face... or something like that. Well you know what? It is ok because if the plane does crash I have a fool proof plan from my mother.
"If the plane crashes, not saying it WILL, but if it does, crawl along the floor to the exit door."
Ok mom, sure, if my plane crashes I will remember to get trampled on by hundreds of people stampeading to the exit door, whilst tasting the stench of millions of feet from the well traveld floor below. Not that it WILL happen but if it does I will be prepared.
Thanks mom for giving me the confidence I need in order to survive this ordeal. God I love family!
"If the plane crashes, not saying it WILL, but if it does, crawl along the floor to the exit door."
Ok mom, sure, if my plane crashes I will remember to get trampled on by hundreds of people stampeading to the exit door, whilst tasting the stench of millions of feet from the well traveld floor below. Not that it WILL happen but if it does I will be prepared.
Thanks mom for giving me the confidence I need in order to survive this ordeal. God I love family!
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
For the love of God . . .WHY??????
am I such a procrastinator? I need to get ready to go see Ben, but every time I think about it I go . . ."eh later" I have precious free time as most of you know - so WHY? I have problems.
Friday, July 14, 2006
I am getting married!
So I got a ring today - and not just an ordinary ring but a beautiful ring the size of my knuckle. does he know my taste or what. Who else in the whole world would know that I would like a spiderman ring for my very own. I'll tell you who - just the cutest boy in the world - Trey.
What woman wouldn't want a bright blue and red face staring at her from her finger?And such a stud too! What other 5 year old has a REAL gaming chair and 4 pairs of awesome sunglasses? I tell you, I am the luckiest woman in the world.
What woman wouldn't want a bright blue and red face staring at her from her finger?And such a stud too! What other 5 year old has a REAL gaming chair and 4 pairs of awesome sunglasses? I tell you, I am the luckiest woman in the world.
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Marvelous ... Simply marvelous
I had a smashing time today looking for a mobile home for my parents. Really so MANY to choose from. I asked the lady if there where any designed as a tree house or that you could possibly convert into a tree house. Instead of laughing she goes ... "what do you mean - like an upstairs?" Oh lord, you gotta love Tyler.
Saturday, July 08, 2006
Scaring little children is awful
ly hilarious!
Who knew hiding behind a pillar, jumping out and yelling HEY in a scary voice to a 5 year old child could be soooooo much fun?
Who knew hiding behind a pillar, jumping out and yelling HEY in a scary voice to a 5 year old child could be soooooo much fun?
Sunday, June 25, 2006
so today was just another day . . .
You know normal day. I woke up, ate breakfast, went to Wal-Mart, almost got molested, came home, ate lunch, you know the usual.
WHY THE CRAP DO THEY LET PERVERTS INTO WALMART????
Seriously - they should have a screening process or something.
This super creepy 40 year old tried to accost me today, he first just started talking to me and then when I ran away to the other aisle he followed me then he tugged at his pants like he was going to flash me so I really ran away then! And WHERE was my trusty giant of a brother? Nowhere to be
found!
You know if it had been a regular guy with a "hey baby" kind of smile then I would not have freaked out - but this dudes smile was not a "hey baby" kind of smile, it was a "hey I'd like to kidnap you and lock you in my basement" kind of smile.
I swear - all creepy people should just die for the good of society - it should be a law or something.
"If you are this creepy - you must die!"
WHY THE CRAP DO THEY LET PERVERTS INTO WALMART????
Seriously - they should have a screening process or something.
This super creepy 40 year old tried to accost me today, he first just started talking to me and then when I ran away to the other aisle he followed me then he tugged at his pants like he was going to flash me so I really ran away then! And WHERE was my trusty giant of a brother? Nowhere to be
found!
You know if it had been a regular guy with a "hey baby" kind of smile then I would not have freaked out - but this dudes smile was not a "hey baby" kind of smile, it was a "hey I'd like to kidnap you and lock you in my basement" kind of smile.
I swear - all creepy people should just die for the good of society - it should be a law or something.
"If you are this creepy - you must die!"
Monday, June 12, 2006
Saturday, June 10, 2006
My lucky underwear is purple
Dreamy and idealistic, you envision great things for your life. Your lucky purple underwear can make those dreams come true!You're a busy little butterfly. You have the most projects, interests, and friends of anyone you know.You also have a flair for the dramatic. Sometimes too much drama comes in to your life and brings things to a stop.If you want to focus more, and flutter less, put on your purple underpants. They'll help you get the important things done.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
yea for pigs!
your pig is toward the middle of the paper, you are a realist.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail
Monday, June 05, 2006
Old people should be locked away in a smell proof room
am I right? I hate to be mean
to disgusting people - but really
a girl can only take the smell of
old people so long with out wanting
to throw up in her mouth a little.
Cankle?
ok so what the hell is a cankle? appearantly this is one. who knew? I thought that was just called a really fat persons gross ankle - but I like cankle much better, don't you?
Saturday, June 03, 2006
My Grandfather had a hysterectomy
Who knew that could happen huh?
Ok so he went in for prostate surgery and the doctor asked him what he was in for and my grandfather said "a hysterectomy" and the doctor just looked at him like he was a nut (which he is)
then when I went to see my grandfather he had a sharp pain and he said "oooohhh I just think my ovary fell out" I was laughing so HARD.
I love my family.
I was talkin about something and I said well I guess we are all weird and he goes "speak for your self, you are the weirdo in the family" and I said "you just told the doctor you had a hysterectomy, I think you can be included in my statement"
and you all wonder why I am the way that I am . . .
Friday, June 02, 2006
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
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Heroes in a half shell TURTLE POWER!
Their the worlds most fearsome fighting team.
We're really hip.
Their Heroes in the half and their green.
Hey get a grip.
When the evil shredder attacks, these Turtle four don't cut him no slack.
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Splinter taught them to be Ninja teens.
He's a radical rat
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.
And that's a fact jack!
Raphael is cool but crude
Gimme a break.
Michaelangelo is a party dude.
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell TURTLE POWER!
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Saturday, May 27, 2006
I miss . . .
So many things about him.
his smile
his laugh
his touch
his eyes
his lips
I could fill up this whole page and still keep going. This is hard but it is ok because it is only for a little while. I know that he loves me and that is all that matters.
Friday, May 26, 2006
Wow this is Weird
I'm done . . . Weird. I am happy and sad all at the same time. --->going swimming tomorrow- should be fun. Cleaning as well. My apartment is going to look spectacular folks.
Also tomorrow a date (with my Ben) and possibly party and no school hanging over my shoulder. Fun stuff! Can't wait!
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
WHO KNEW?
That really gross people could get grosser . . . Really ... I mean this guy that I used to know (who I thought was REALLY gross) (and he was) well he used to try to get me to go out with him. Now, I being the nice person I am said "hell no" (ok those of you who really know me know that I really didn't say that but still)
anyway - I saw him again today - he works at a local restaurant and I was there with some of my friends and we were getting drinks. Well I didn't order anything (cuz I am poor) and he goes "what not gonna order anything" and I said "no - I'm a poor kid" He laughed and said he would 'cover' me ( I bet he would) *wink, wink* and then I was like "uh ok?" (HEY who am i to pass up free drinks? Im a poor kid remember!)
So then what does this dude have the balls to do? ask me what I was doin later tonight:) *giggle, giggle* So everyone at my table went "ooooooooo" like they know anything. lol So I said -uh I'm gonna be studying tonight. You'd think a man would get a clue but NO he goes "well don't study come over" and then everyone at my table went "oooooooo" again (I so coulda stabbed 'em with a fork) and then I said "um I really have to study - I have a final" so he said ok. Then he said he would "call me later"
WHAT THE CRAP - you know I can't be mean to people - grrrrrr. *sigh* he has already called me tonight and I didn't answer - so maybe he will get a clue - but I don't he is pretty stupid .. and did I mention gross?
Saturday, May 13, 2006
So, So, Happy!
Finals are finally over this year! 3 A's and 2 B's. I am excited. I kicked Algebra and Chemistry's ass. I really proved that I could accomplish something I set out to do and that even when something is hard I can push just a little harder and accomplish my goals. Yeah me! LOL
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Anyone out there .... Hello?
ummm so what? School is over and suddenly everyone drops off the face of the planet? What the crap? I miss everyone ... even Russell, no wait I have a better one ... I even miss Alvin - ok I won't go THAT far - I am just being dramatic. But anyway, people should write ... or call or something ok? Especially when Ben leaves because I will be so sad :(
Friday, May 05, 2006
This is why I DON'T live in the "real world"
AHHHHHHHHHH - whew I feel better. This whole "real world" thing sucks ass. Look, I have lived on my own before and it was not as complicated as moving into this apartment with Elizabeth. I hope it all works out- but there seems to be so many things going wrong - you know? I just am scared that it is all going to fall apart. Oh well I guess I will do what I have to do ... I will take care of it ... like always.
Monday, May 01, 2006
I think I have a problem
Ok, I know all of you are already nodding your heads in agreement - BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD WHAT MY PROBLEM IS YET! (ya'll are mean) *tear*
Anyway, I am supposed to be diligently studying chemistry right now so I can pull of a C in that horrific class - but I can't, I just can't study anymore. If I do my eyeballs will fall out of my head and my brain will ooze out of my ears. So ... If you think I am not attractive now - just WAIT - I will be even more ugly and Ben will have to buy me a mask! (it's not funny - stop laughing) But seriously, I think I am going to go to Elizabeth's and partake in some "special sauce" even before finals are over- is this wrong???? I think not. <
Friday, April 21, 2006
Your Song Music by Elton John Lyrics by Bernie Taupin
It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on
So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on
So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Well I've been thinking ... and that can be dangerous
I've been thinking a lot lately about people ... in general. I just wonder how some people can be so self-centered and so horrible that they lose sight of everything good. There are so many good things in this world. Even though we all like to mostly complain - really we have it pretty damn good. I mean yeah - maybe a lot of things suck for me but all I really want is just want one person in this world to look out for me - you know? I mean, I know all of you do, but I don't know. I guess I just want to feel safe. Like I don't have to take care of everything. But then again is there ever safety when you have horrible people in the world? And I guess I should be glad I can take care of "business" but at the same time ... sometimes I don't want to. I just want to forget and be left alone. I guess you should just not think about those things- but I can't help it today ... it's been a rough day.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
The Master of Brownies
Ok ... do you know that I have a friend that is the master of brownies. I must give him props because the brownies were so "GOOD!" He told me how he makes them and it was long a complicated with many steps that I am too lazy to write out. But he adds his special sauce "and no, not that ... Ben..." he adds chocolate syrup --- he is a god - Seriously. Too bad Amber is not here to enjoy :(
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Speaking of Capes ...
So a girl was wearing a really big "frodo" like cape at chemistry today. I swear she looked like a hobbit. So being the awesome people we are, Ben and I decided that we both need a cape. Now not a "frodo" cape but more of a superhero cape. Bens will be black and white zebra stripes with the logo "Boss" on it. Mine will be bedazled and perhaps tie-dyed and the logo is still undecided. You like? Anyway the next time anyone is like "hmmm what should I get Chelsea for her birthday/christmas/EASTER...?" just remeber - CAPE! Oh and by the way. Ben would totally "do" the girl because she has a cape - no matter how hard he protests, I know the truth, I know ...
Monday, April 10, 2006
Being a slacker always pays off ... ALWAYS
Well guess what? My math teacher was sick today so no math exam until Wednesday! SWEET! now I can watch more movies and eat more brownies ... uh I mean study. Chris (the 5th roommate) is letting my try out his laptop so I can decide if I want to buy it. I am super excited to finally have a laptop. And I know that if something goes wrong with it I can ask Benny wenny or the rus man or prob even Chris since they are all so super smart and I am just a lowly "regular" nerd not an "super" nerd. I know, no cape - but whatever. But anyway, I am excited. That is all the news here - 'cept my Ben is LEAVING me :( *tear* *snif* but hopefully if everything works out they way we want it to, I will be seeing him in July ... maybe.
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Diligent is my middle name
So it is time for me to be studying for my math exam because it is tomorrow and I did dreadful on the last one. I vowed to work extra hard so I could pull off at least a B in this class. So What am I doing right now? Well ... I am posting a comment about how I SHOULD be studing math, and listening to Alanis AND eating brownies. (that I made myself ... and NO i didn't burn, singe or mutilate them in anyway)(they are actually very good) SIGH I DO NOT WANT TO STUDY MATH!!!!! I WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE WITH BEN!!!! Well I am going to go now because I really do have to study and my reward will be the movie. wish me luck guys!
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Hey Strangers
Sorry its been so long folks - just been "preoccupied" and sadly there is no "wink, wink," or "nudge, nudge" anywhere in that preoccupation. DAMN! Just school and work, which I am sure no one cares to hear about. BTW "I Like Trains!" how many times can you hear this phrase in a four hour period without slapping someone?? Well apparently 57 times. I love children ... really I do, but come on! Learn some other English for crying out loud. How about "Miss Chusey is beautiful" I could hear that all day long and be JUST fine. Alright well that's all for now. I love you guys!
Monday, February 27, 2006
Quack Shack
I swear I hate UTTYLER's stupid health center! They suck, they don't know what they are doing, they are stupid and they suck - did I already say that? Well good! Now I have reemphasized it. When you have a fever, and green stuff is coming out of your nose and your throat, then I THINK you need an antibiotic ... but that's just me. Apparently I only need over the counter medicine as I am not dead yet. Well I got mad and told the doctor that I needed antibiotics and she gave in ... (yes I rock - thank you) And now I will hopefully feel better. Now off to sleep and dream of a bulldozer and the quack shack doing a little dance.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
So who would wear soft shoes on a day like this?
Me - that's right folks - Me! Do you think I am scared of a little (ok a lot) of rain? NOPE I am not! I laugh at the rain - I mock you rain - I fart in your general direction. So now my feet are really really wet and I am really really cold - :( Oh well I will be better soon. That is all - Unless anyone wants to join me in a chorus of Rain, Rain, Go Away? Ok fine - then here:
Everyday it rains
Everyday it rains 'cause things will never be the same
Everyday it rains
Things will never change cause I am not the one to blame
How can I try to make you understand that I'm
Only living a lie
'Cause I have to walk around everyday
With a smile
Everyday
(Chorus)
Waking every morning knowing you're not there
Is the only thing that gets me scared
All I do is think of you and all the love we shared
Everyday
It keeps on rainin in my life
It rains
And every day's the same
Baby you brightened up my life
So realize
Everyday it rains yeah
Things will never be the same
I am not the one to blame
Just because it rains everyday oh
I'm not the one to blame
Believe me when I say that it rains everyday
Got a cloud over me all the time and I
Don't know why it rains
It rains and rains
(Chorus)
Waking every morning knowing you're not there
Is the only thing that gets me scared
I don't know when you're comin home
But I'll be waiting with open arms
Believe me when it rains
It rains for real
Everyday it rains
Everyday it rains 'cause things will never be the same
Everyday it rains
Things will never change cause I am not the one to blame
How can I try to make you understand that I'm
Only living a lie
'Cause I have to walk around everyday
With a smile
Everyday
(Chorus)
Waking every morning knowing you're not there
Is the only thing that gets me scared
All I do is think of you and all the love we shared
Everyday
It keeps on rainin in my life
It rains
And every day's the same
Baby you brightened up my life
So realize
Everyday it rains yeah
Things will never be the same
I am not the one to blame
Just because it rains everyday oh
I'm not the one to blame
Believe me when I say that it rains everyday
Got a cloud over me all the time and I
Don't know why it rains
It rains and rains
(Chorus)
Waking every morning knowing you're not there
Is the only thing that gets me scared
I don't know when you're comin home
But I'll be waiting with open arms
Believe me when it rains
It rains for real
Chess ...
I had a very interesting lesson with Warbenekar - apparently he went "easy" on me, so I only sucked - but I didn't suck ass. Oh and ALSO - I could have made a lot "smarter" moves. But don't you guys worry - he will pass on his infinite knowledge to 'lil 'ol me and my 'lil 'ol brain. So hopefully I will move on from sucking to adequate
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Thursday, February 02, 2006
My boyfriend folds his dirty clothes
Is there something wrong with this>? I'm not SURE but I think there might be - Of course we all have our problems - but dirty clothes? Oh well ...
I Love Candy
Land that is.... That game rocks my face off. Just thought I'd share.
Me -
Amber -
Russell -
Ben -
'sure, thanks, what are you making?" "ORANGE JUICE" he yells as he throws ice cold water on us. Now do you agree that my brother is a bastard? I think you do... I think you do. So anyway although my brother is a bastard, my boyfriend is not he was a great sport and no freaking out ensued.
Me -
Amber -
Russell -
Ben -
'sure, thanks, what are you making?" "ORANGE JUICE" he yells as he throws ice cold water on us. Now do you agree that my brother is a bastard? I think you do... I think you do. So anyway although my brother is a bastard, my boyfriend is not he was a great sport and no freaking out ensued.
Long time no write ...
Wow its been FOREVER since I wrote on this thing - I must be lacking my usual wittines - or perhaps time - yes we will go with that - time. So everything is great with me - I rock as usual and so do all of my friends. (That was a shout out - be honored)Ok well I don't really have much to say except I am not dead - just extreamly busy. Love to all!
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
If UT Tyler had an ass ... I would kick it!
Ok - is it too much to ask to have people - who work (for money, mind you) to know what the hell is going on? humph! I am sorely disappointed in our "fine" higher education establishment!
Friday, January 06, 2006
I can't believe it!!!!
Almost here - I am SO excited!!!! I thought my friend Lucia from work was going to kick my ass today because I could not stop saying "1 day!" LOL. (I think I did it mostly to annoy her - but still --- ONE DAY!!!!!)
Also my Dominic was not at school today - so there was no "miss Chusey, miss Chusey" (tear) But I must be grateful for one thing - no one tried to kill me! Hurray!
Have a great day everyone and be sure to get plenty of "sleep"
Also my Dominic was not at school today - so there was no "miss Chusey, miss Chusey" (tear) But I must be grateful for one thing - no one tried to kill me! Hurray!
Have a great day everyone and be sure to get plenty of "sleep"
Thursday, January 05, 2006
The Wiggles
Made this up yesterday when trying to get my kids to settle down ---
thought it was cute for an on the spot thing--- didn't want to forget it.
Have you ever had the wiggles?
I’ve had them quite a lot
First my toes will start to wriggle
Then my feet will hop, hop, hop
My ankles will then twist and turn
Round and round they go.
Until my leg gets kind of bored
And starts swinging to and fro
Swinging legs are truly fun
But I think they need a rest
Perhaps I’ll stop my wiggles now
So as not to be a pest
But then, I look down at my hands
Lying limp upon my lap
And I can’t help but get the urge
To make them clap, clap, clap
My head would like to join the game
So I nod to keep it busy.
Up and down it moves so fast
I'm getting very ,very, very dizzy.
My jiggles are making me oh so tired
But it’s of no concern,
I’ll take a nap and when I wake
My wiggles will return
thought it was cute for an on the spot thing--- didn't want to forget it.
Have you ever had the wiggles?
I’ve had them quite a lot
First my toes will start to wriggle
Then my feet will hop, hop, hop
My ankles will then twist and turn
Round and round they go.
Until my leg gets kind of bored
And starts swinging to and fro
Swinging legs are truly fun
But I think they need a rest
Perhaps I’ll stop my wiggles now
So as not to be a pest
But then, I look down at my hands
Lying limp upon my lap
And I can’t help but get the urge
To make them clap, clap, clap
My head would like to join the game
So I nod to keep it busy.
Up and down it moves so fast
I'm getting very ,very, very dizzy.
My jiggles are making me oh so tired
But it’s of no concern,
I’ll take a nap and when I wake
My wiggles will return
The Many Adventures of Chelsea and Meg
Chapter 5
The room they entered was as dark as night.
There was just enough light in the room for Chelsi and Meg to make out hundreds and hundreds of graves. the one closest to the girls read:
Here lies Jaymz
‘He wore his coat
a little too long’
Fog surrounded the girls as creepy background music played. Suddenly an eerie light began to glow, making more of the room viewable.
“Ohhh what a creepy room” Meg shuddered.
“It does convey a sort of sadistic ambiance.” Chelsea said looking at the various torcher devices that were now visible.
“Thanks” came a voice from behind them.
Chelsea and Meg both jumped
“Who said that?” Chelsea shouted.
“I did” said the voice.
Chelsea and Meg turned to see a man dressed in a red and gray flannel shirt. His long and greasy hair glistened in the moonlight. An odd thing about this man (other than his greasy hair.) was that he was filming them with a camera.
“Hey, what’s the big idea?” Meg said as she quickly turned to her left side. She obviously was upset by the fact that she was being filmed from the wrong side.
“Yeah!” said Chelsea. She quickly whipped out her compact and started powdering her nose.
“That was a great shot, said the man with the camera.” “So realistic” “Let’s do it again, only this time we will give you both afros and you can walk on your hands while saying everything backwards.” This man was so obviously pleased with his innovative film techniques that he started making notes on his hand
Afro
Backward
Hands
“My name is Spooky, by the way.” said the man. “Spooky Random”
“What an odd name” said Chelsea
“Yeah, what kind of dorks name someone Spooky Random“ Meg laughed.
“Boy, your parents must have been stoners” Chelsea said.
Spooky took no notice of their comments because he was gazing fixedly at Meg.
“Uh, hi?” said Meg trying not to be creeped out by his constant stare.
“I’m sorry, he replied “I just have never seen anyone as beautiful as you before.”
“Oh” Meg blushed. The complement made her forget all about being creeped out.
“Well,” she replied, “I do have a rather cute dimple.”
Spooky held out his hand to Meg and said “I would love to put you in one of my films.”
“Oh, I don’t know, I’m kind of shy.” Meg lied
“You could be the star...” Spooky proposed.
“OK!” Said Meg.
Chelsea looked at Meg in disgust. I mean it was bad enough that she was holding them up talking to this creep, but to be in a movie ... come on. And besides, why didn’t he want Chelsea to be the star, She had musical abilities.
“Come on Meg,” Chelsea said “we have to find Jeremy and overthrow the government
Meg looked at Spooky and said "I really have to go."
"But what about my movie," Spooky questioned.
Meg looked pleadingly to Chelsea
"No." Chelsea said putting her foot down.
You could wear an afro," Spooky told Meg.
Meg looked again at Chelsea with a sad face. Meg just KNEW she would look totally hot in an afro...
"nooooo!" Chelsea said, trying to pick her foot back up and set it in its proper place. "We have to overthrow Jeremy!"
"Ok, ok, party pooper" Meg said making a face at Chelsea.
She turned to Spooky "sorry but you'll have to get someone else to be in your movie." "I know they won't be as cute as me, but you'll find someone."
And with that both Chelsea and Meg went back to the foyer/foyah to choose another door.
The room they entered was as dark as night.
There was just enough light in the room for Chelsi and Meg to make out hundreds and hundreds of graves. the one closest to the girls read:
Here lies Jaymz
‘He wore his coat
a little too long’
Fog surrounded the girls as creepy background music played. Suddenly an eerie light began to glow, making more of the room viewable.
“Ohhh what a creepy room” Meg shuddered.
“It does convey a sort of sadistic ambiance.” Chelsea said looking at the various torcher devices that were now visible.
“Thanks” came a voice from behind them.
Chelsea and Meg both jumped
“Who said that?” Chelsea shouted.
“I did” said the voice.
Chelsea and Meg turned to see a man dressed in a red and gray flannel shirt. His long and greasy hair glistened in the moonlight. An odd thing about this man (other than his greasy hair.) was that he was filming them with a camera.
“Hey, what’s the big idea?” Meg said as she quickly turned to her left side. She obviously was upset by the fact that she was being filmed from the wrong side.
“Yeah!” said Chelsea. She quickly whipped out her compact and started powdering her nose.
“That was a great shot, said the man with the camera.” “So realistic” “Let’s do it again, only this time we will give you both afros and you can walk on your hands while saying everything backwards.” This man was so obviously pleased with his innovative film techniques that he started making notes on his hand
Afro
Backward
Hands
“My name is Spooky, by the way.” said the man. “Spooky Random”
“What an odd name” said Chelsea
“Yeah, what kind of dorks name someone Spooky Random“ Meg laughed.
“Boy, your parents must have been stoners” Chelsea said.
Spooky took no notice of their comments because he was gazing fixedly at Meg.
“Uh, hi?” said Meg trying not to be creeped out by his constant stare.
“I’m sorry, he replied “I just have never seen anyone as beautiful as you before.”
“Oh” Meg blushed. The complement made her forget all about being creeped out.
“Well,” she replied, “I do have a rather cute dimple.”
Spooky held out his hand to Meg and said “I would love to put you in one of my films.”
“Oh, I don’t know, I’m kind of shy.” Meg lied
“You could be the star...” Spooky proposed.
“OK!” Said Meg.
Chelsea looked at Meg in disgust. I mean it was bad enough that she was holding them up talking to this creep, but to be in a movie ... come on. And besides, why didn’t he want Chelsea to be the star, She had musical abilities.
“Come on Meg,” Chelsea said “we have to find Jeremy and overthrow the government
Meg looked at Spooky and said "I really have to go."
"But what about my movie," Spooky questioned.
Meg looked pleadingly to Chelsea
"No." Chelsea said putting her foot down.
You could wear an afro," Spooky told Meg.
Meg looked again at Chelsea with a sad face. Meg just KNEW she would look totally hot in an afro...
"nooooo!" Chelsea said, trying to pick her foot back up and set it in its proper place. "We have to overthrow Jeremy!"
"Ok, ok, party pooper" Meg said making a face at Chelsea.
She turned to Spooky "sorry but you'll have to get someone else to be in your movie." "I know they won't be as cute as me, but you'll find someone."
And with that both Chelsea and Meg went back to the foyer/foyah to choose another door.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Love Is Knowing Someone Is Always Thinking About You
Of course, that could just mean you have a stalker, but you know what I mean.
I sometime can't stop thinking about people.
People very close to me.
They should know this.
Also, Go TEXAS!!
I sometime can't stop thinking about people.
People very close to me.
They should know this.
Also, Go TEXAS!!
So yeah - ghosts ...
Do you ever believe you see ethereal figures - moving about in the dark? ... "How did that move" you ask yourself. Do you see these figures stealing your personal items and hear "woooooing" sounds? Well if you do then you are a FREAK (or your name is Amber). Vivid imagination much?
Oh and also - don't worry if you feel a little hair against your arm - it is probably just a rat.
Oh and also - don't worry if you feel a little hair against your arm - it is probably just a rat.
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Props to Al Gore ...
You know, I have decided that the internet, e-mail and instant messaging are all amazing and wonderful things ... Really they are!
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Happy New Year!!!!!!!
Apart from my mom and dad being more than slightly snockerd - this has been a very interesting New Years Eve. I have decided to spend the evening with family rather than friends - I know, I have NO idea what I was thinking - but they have been great company thus far and have probably supplied more alcohol than any party I could have gone to tonight. (although for some reason I didn't really feel like drinking tonight either ...) And let me tell you - Spending New Years with your family is not a very good excuse to tell friends who want you to attend their apparent parties of parties. Oh well - people will just have to have their fun without me for tonight! Anyway, I hope everyone is having a wonderful time at their respective gatherings and I hope everyone that is drinking will not be driving (this means you Elizabeth!!!) haha.
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