The Many Adventures of Chelsea and Meg

Chapter 5
The room they entered was as dark as night.
There was just enough light in the room for Chelsi and Meg to make out hundreds and hundreds of graves. the one closest to the girls read:

Here lies Jaymz
‘He wore his coat
a little too long’


Fog surrounded the girls as creepy background music played. Suddenly an eerie light began to glow, making more of the room viewable.

“Ohhh what a creepy room” Meg shuddered.

“It does convey a sort of sadistic ambiance.” Chelsea said looking at the various torcher devices that were now visible.

“Thanks” came a voice from behind them.

Chelsea and Meg both jumped

“Who said that?” Chelsea shouted.

“I did” said the voice.

Chelsea and Meg turned to see a man dressed in a red and gray flannel shirt. His long and greasy hair glistened in the moonlight. An odd thing about this man (other than his greasy hair.) was that he was filming them with a camera.

“Hey, what’s the big idea?” Meg said as she quickly turned to her left side. She obviously was upset by the fact that she was being filmed from the wrong side.

“Yeah!” said Chelsea. She quickly whipped out her compact and started powdering her nose.

“That was a great shot, said the man with the camera.” “So realistic” “Let’s do it again, only this time we will give you both afros and you can walk on your hands while saying everything backwards.” This man was so obviously pleased with his innovative film techniques that he started making notes on his hand
Afro
Backward
Hands
“My name is Spooky, by the way.” said the man. “Spooky Random”

“What an odd name” said Chelsea

“Yeah, what kind of dorks name someone Spooky Random“ Meg laughed.

“Boy, your parents must have been stoners” Chelsea said.

Spooky took no notice of their comments because he was gazing fixedly at Meg.

“Uh, hi?” said Meg trying not to be creeped out by his constant stare.

“I’m sorry, he replied “I just have never seen anyone as beautiful as you before.”

“Oh” Meg blushed. The complement made her forget all about being creeped out.

“Well,” she replied, “I do have a rather cute dimple.”

Spooky held out his hand to Meg and said “I would love to put you in one of my films.”

“Oh, I don’t know, I’m kind of shy.” Meg lied

“You could be the star...” Spooky proposed.

“OK!” Said Meg.

Chelsea looked at Meg in disgust. I mean it was bad enough that she was holding them up talking to this creep, but to be in a movie ... come on. And besides, why didn’t he want Chelsea to be the star, She had musical abilities.

“Come on Meg,” Chelsea said “we have to find Jeremy and overthrow the government

Meg looked at Spooky and said "I really have to go."

"But what about my movie," Spooky questioned.

Meg looked pleadingly to Chelsea

"No." Chelsea said putting her foot down.

You could wear an afro," Spooky told Meg.

Meg looked again at Chelsea with a sad face. Meg just KNEW she would look totally hot in an afro...

"nooooo!" Chelsea said, trying to pick her foot back up and set it in its proper place. "We have to overthrow Jeremy!"

"Ok, ok, party pooper" Meg said making a face at Chelsea.

She turned to Spooky "sorry but you'll have to get someone else to be in your movie." "I know they won't be as cute as me, but you'll find someone."

And with that both Chelsea and Meg went back to the foyer/foyah to choose another door.