I think I have a problem

Ok, I know all of you are already nodding your heads in agreement - BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD WHAT MY PROBLEM IS YET! (ya'll are mean) *tear*
Anyway, I am supposed to be diligently studying chemistry right now so I can pull of a C in that horrific class - but I can't, I just can't study anymore. If I do my eyeballs will fall out of my head and my brain will ooze out of my ears. So ... If you think I am not attractive now - just WAIT - I will be even more ugly and Ben will have to buy me a mask! (it's not funny - stop laughing) But seriously, I think I am going to go to Elizabeth's and partake in some "special sauce" even before finals are over- is this wrong???? I think not. <>> *it's almost over, it's almost over*