So I got a ring today - and not just an ordinary ring but a beautiful ring the size of my knuckle. does he know my taste or what. Who else in the whole world would know that I would like a spiderman ring for my very own. I'll tell you who - just the cutest boy in the world - Trey.
What woman wouldn't want a bright blue and red face staring at her from her finger?And such a stud too! What other 5 year old has a REAL gaming chair and 4 pairs of awesome sunglasses? I tell you, I am the luckiest woman in the world.
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Hey now. I don't think that is right. On monday you need to go back and tell this child that you are sorry and you can't accept his ring. I think it is only fair.
what? I can't get married?
I don't think you should get married to a five year old! Also for that matter, last I checked we were still dating! Is there something you want to tell me?
yes . . . I am leaving you for a 5 year old. I am sorry - but I just don't think you can compete with a spiderman ring.
Damn, well I'll have to do something about that. Hmmm...
What if I give you a Cracker Jack Ring?
I don't know you might have to do better than that - what about a lip-gloss ring - those are SO COOL!
Well okay, I'll do better...
So I was originally going to write a Lord of the rings joke, but then I realised that wasn't funny at all. So instead I am just writing about what I was going to do, not that this is any better.
ewwww that ring was fugly - no offence. AND WHAT? - you want me to disappear when I wear it? I see how it is.
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