Because the plane might crash and I might get burned beyond recognition and then die from the massive bleeding from my skinless face... or something like that. Well you know what? It is ok because if the plane does crash I have a fool proof plan from my mother.
"If the plane crashes, not saying it WILL, but if it does, crawl along the floor to the exit door."
Ok mom, sure, if my plane crashes I will remember to get trampled on by hundreds of people stampeading to the exit door, whilst tasting the stench of millions of feet from the well traveld floor below. Not that it WILL happen but if it does I will be prepared.
Thanks mom for giving me the confidence I need in order to survive this ordeal. God I love family!
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Family, because bad advice is always free and good advice is never found.
Seriously though, don't worry about a thing. You have nothing to worry about. Flying is safe.
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