How may people use the symbol <3? not as in "love" but as in the word "heart"? Unfortunately, countless number of people use this on a daily, hourly, every freakin minute. Now, there are several reasons this is stupid and I am going to list them, because I am just that cool.
1. <3 <----- this is NOT a word.
2. the word "heart" is not a verb. Therefore, you cannot say "I heart boys" or "I heart the color pink" or "I heart my breast implants".
3. After the 50th time you "heart" something, it gets REALLY old. If you "heart" something that much then why don't you just marry it.
There are many, MANY phrases that use the word "heart" or the symbol "<3" that bother me. But the phrase that I do not "heart" the most is .... "I <3 NERDS!"
Ok, we get it, we have seen in splashed across countless Old Navy Tees. Seriously, who REALLY "hearts" nerds? Who in there right mind would ever heart someone who looked like this or this?
That is all for today. I know that some of my most awesome friends use the word "heart" as a verb. I love you and I am not saying you are wrong ... but you are.
And I also know a lot of my friends are going to think I am totally awesome for writing this blog entry, because some of them do agree with me on this subject. But if you say to me: "Hey, I so 'heart' your blog entry" or "Chelsea! I 'heart' you for writing that, I could't agree more." Then, I am afraid I will have to stab you with my giant trusty fork.
"I SOOOOOOO heart that fork."
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That is SOO not funny, even if it is
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