"We are so gonna bully the boys into going to Open Minds with us" my friend Amber laughed mischievously.
"That's right!" I agreed "I am getting married tomorrow we have to go." I was already day- dreaming of what the sex store, Open Minds, would look like. I pictured of aisles and aisles of all kinds of fun things to do ... on the wedding night of course.
"I think Ben will go in, he's kind of a skank" I told Amber
"I think I can get Rus to go in this time" Amber giggled. "Last time he wouldn't get out of the car"
I laughed at the thought of a 6 foot 6 inch bearded man too scared to go in the sex store.
We were girls on a mission.
Now if only our counterparts would agree to this ....
LATER THAT AFTERNOON...
"Ben," I said sweetly, stroking his hair
"Yes babe" he answered relaxed and unaware of what was coming.
"Me and Amber made some plans for all of us to hang out tonight after the rehearsal dinner ... Do you think you'd be up to it?"
"Sure hon" He replyed "What are we going to do?"
here it comes ... I thought to myself ... he will never go for this.
"Well we thought it would be fun to go to Open Minds" I said stroking his hair even more vigorously in hopes that it would numb his brain just enough to agree with the plan. I bit my lip preparing all my counter arguments in my head.
"Open Minds?" He looked at me questioningly
I opened my mouth to begin the coercing but was cut short
"Ok, that sounds good" He answered a little too quickly
I shot up, shoving his head away roughly. "What?" "You will go?" "I mean ... I"
"What?" Ben asked "You think that I wouldn't want to go?"
"Well, no ... I just thought I might have to persuade you a little" I said, disappointed that none of my well thought out arguments were going to be used.
"Hello - go to sex store with soon to be wife - good thing -me man - like sex - uhg."
Ok, he didn't really say that but something to the effect.
"I hope we can get Rus out of the car when we get there" I said.
Then I laughed,"you know - I think that sitting out in the car, in front of Open Minds, alone, is WAY more gross than going in with your significant other. I'll just remind Rus of this before we get there."
Ben laughed.
"It's almost time for the Wedding Rehearsal" I said glancing at the clock "I better get ready"
"Babe, you look great now get your butt into the car" Ben ordered
I ran to the bathroom and locked the door. I just had to put on a little lipstick ...
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Lol, I remember Taylor and I had a lot of fun perusing certain websites after we got married. Good for you! :)
What can I say, open minds, seems like a good idea.
'seems'? I am sorry did you mean 'seemed'? Or are you trying to tell me something? *shakes head in disdain* Skank!
Websites are good because it's more private. You don't have to be so embarrassed ... or run into people from church. lol
I remember reading about this "sex store" that opened downtown. And all these people were complaining about having such "filth" in their neighborhood. But their city councilman said something like "My hands are tied." (Which I thought was a questionable choice of words.)
Anyways, long story short, the store ended up being burned down in the middle of the night.
Well Mademoiselle, our town is relatively small and also in a dry county so if we didn't have the sex store there would be nothing to do.
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