so today was just another day . . .

You know normal day. I woke up, ate breakfast, went to Wal-Mart, almost got molested, came home, ate lunch, you know the usual.

WHY THE CRAP DO THEY LET PERVERTS INTO WALMART????

Seriously - they should have a screening process or something.

This super creepy 40 year old tried to accost me today, he first just started talking to me and then when I ran away to the other aisle he followed me then he tugged at his pants like he was going to flash me so I really ran away then! And WHERE was my trusty giant of a brother? Nowhere to be
found!

You know if it had been a regular guy with a "hey baby" kind of smile then I would not have freaked out - but this dudes smile was not a "hey baby" kind of smile, it was a "hey I'd like to kidnap you and lock you in my basement" kind of smile.

I swear - all creepy people should just die for the good of society - it should be a law or something.





"If you are this creepy - you must die!"

I HAVE A TEEPEE IN MY PANTS

TOO FUNNY!

My lucky underwear is purple

Dreamy and idealistic, you envision great things for your life. Your lucky purple underwear can make those dreams come true!You're a busy little butterfly. You have the most projects, interests, and friends of anyone you know.You also have a flair for the dramatic. Sometimes too much drama comes in to your life and brings things to a stop.If you want to focus more, and flutter less, put on your purple underpants. They'll help you get the important things done.

Boys are gross

Just thought you should know.

yea for pigs!

your pig is toward the middle of the paper, you are a realist.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail

Old people should be locked away in a smell proof room

am I right? I hate to be mean
to disgusting people - but really
a girl can only take the smell of
old people so long with out wanting
to throw up in her mouth a little.

Cankle?

ok so what the hell is a cankle? appearantly this is one. who knew? I thought that was just called a really fat persons gross ankle - but I like cankle much better, don't you?

My Grandfather had a hysterectomy

Who knew that could happen huh?

Ok so he went in for prostate surgery and the doctor asked him what he was in for and my grandfather said "a hysterectomy" and the doctor just looked at him like he was a nut (which he is)

then when I went to see my grandfather he had a sharp pain and he said "oooohhh I just think my ovary fell out" I was laughing so HARD.

I love my family.

I was talkin about something and I said well I guess we are all weird and he goes "speak for your self, you are the weirdo in the family" and I said "you just told the doctor you had a hysterectomy, I think you can be included in my statement"

and you all wonder why I am the way that I am . . .

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

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Heroes in a half shell TURTLE POWER!

Their the worlds most fearsome fighting team.

We're really hip.

Their Heroes in the half and their green.

Hey get a grip.

When the evil shredder attacks, these Turtle four don't cut him no slack.

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Splinter taught them to be Ninja teens.

He's a radical rat

Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines.

And that's a fact jack!

Raphael is cool but crude

Gimme a break.

Michaelangelo is a party dude.

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Heroes in a half shell TURTLE POWER!

I LOVE BEN!

SO . . . I do.

Every thing is so GOOOOOOD!

I can't wait to see him. . .

again.

I miss . . .

So many things about him.

his smile
his laugh
his touch
his eyes
his lips

I could fill up this whole page and still keep going. This is hard but it is ok because it is only for a little while. I know that he loves me and that is all that matters.

Wow this is Weird

I'm done . . . Weird. I am happy and sad all at the same time. --->going swimming tomorrow- should be fun. Cleaning as well. My apartment is going to look spectacular folks.

Also tomorrow a date (with my Ben) and possibly party and no school hanging over my shoulder. Fun stuff! Can't wait!

WHO KNEW?

That really gross people could get grosser . . . Really ... I mean this guy that I used to know (who I thought was REALLY gross) (and he was) well he used to try to get me to go out with him. Now, I being the nice person I am said "hell no" (ok those of you who really know me know that I really didn't say that but still)

anyway - I saw him again today - he works at a local restaurant and I was there with some of my friends and we were getting drinks. Well I didn't order anything (cuz I am poor) and he goes "what not gonna order anything" and I said "no - I'm a poor kid" He laughed and said he would 'cover' me ( I bet he would) *wink, wink* and then I was like "uh ok?" (HEY who am i to pass up free drinks? Im a poor kid remember!)

So then what does this dude have the balls to do? ask me what I was doin later tonight:) *giggle, giggle* So everyone at my table went "ooooooooo" like they know anything. lol So I said -uh I'm gonna be studying tonight. You'd think a man would get a clue but NO he goes "well don't study come over" and then everyone at my table went "oooooooo" again (I so coulda stabbed 'em with a fork) and then I said "um I really have to study - I have a final" so he said ok. Then he said he would "call me later"

WHAT THE CRAP - you know I can't be mean to people - grrrrrr. *sigh* he has already called me tonight and I didn't answer - so maybe he will get a clue - but I don't he is pretty stupid .. and did I mention gross?

So, So, Happy!

Finals are finally over this year! 3 A's and 2 B's. I am excited. I kicked Algebra and Chemistry's ass. I really proved that I could accomplish something I set out to do and that even when something is hard I can push just a little harder and accomplish my goals. Yeah me! LOL

Anyone out there .... Hello?

ummm so what? School is over and suddenly everyone drops off the face of the planet? What the crap? I miss everyone ... even Russell, no wait I have a better one ... I even miss Alvin - ok I won't go THAT far - I am just being dramatic. But anyway, people should write ... or call or something ok? Especially when Ben leaves because I will be so sad :(

This is why I DON'T live in the "real world"

AHHHHHHHHHH - whew I feel better. This whole "real world" thing sucks ass. Look, I have lived on my own before and it was not as complicated as moving into this apartment with Elizabeth. I hope it all works out- but there seems to be so many things going wrong - you know? I just am scared that it is all going to fall apart. Oh well I guess I will do what I have to do ... I will take care of it ... like always.

I think I have a problem

Ok, I know all of you are already nodding your heads in agreement - BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD WHAT MY PROBLEM IS YET! (ya'll are mean) *tear*
Anyway, I am supposed to be diligently studying chemistry right now so I can pull of a C in that horrific class - but I can't, I just can't study anymore. If I do my eyeballs will fall out of my head and my brain will ooze out of my ears. So ... If you think I am not attractive now - just WAIT - I will be even more ugly and Ben will have to buy me a mask! (it's not funny - stop laughing) But seriously, I think I am going to go to Elizabeth's and partake in some "special sauce" even before finals are over- is this wrong???? I think not. <>> *it's almost over, it's almost over*

Your Song Music by Elton John Lyrics by Bernie Taupin

It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on

So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

Well I've been thinking ... and that can be dangerous

I've been thinking a lot lately about people ... in general. I just wonder how some people can be so self-centered and so horrible that they lose sight of everything good. There are so many good things in this world. Even though we all like to mostly complain - really we have it pretty damn good. I mean yeah - maybe a lot of things suck for me but all I really want is just want one person in this world to look out for me - you know? I mean, I know all of you do, but I don't know. I guess I just want to feel safe. Like I don't have to take care of everything. But then again is there ever safety when you have horrible people in the world? And I guess I should be glad I can take care of "business" but at the same time ... sometimes I don't want to. I just want to forget and be left alone. I guess you should just not think about those things- but I can't help it today ... it's been a rough day.

The Master of Brownies

Ok ... do you know that I have a friend that is the master of brownies. I must give him props because the brownies were so "GOOD!" He told me how he makes them and it was long a complicated with many steps that I am too lazy to write out. But he adds his special sauce "and no, not that ... Ben..." he adds chocolate syrup --- he is a god - Seriously. Too bad Amber is not here to enjoy :(