“Do all political correspondents have to be hideously ugly?” I ask myself as I watch Candy Crowley discusses the latest CNN news break “And that’s why democrats are the best” she drowns on and on. Then it comes to me – it is not just political correspondents – but all people in politics in general. You see, these people crave the spotlight and are basically attention whores. Seeing as they are all dogfaced individuals, they can’t do something worthwhile like acting or modeling, so they go into politics and discuss pressing matters of the day like which child to leave behind and how many democrats it takes to screw in a light bulb. None by the way because they have raised the taxes so high that no one can afford electricity.
Also, folks, it goes the other way around. Actors and models … the “better” of our society cannot be in politics. If they try, one of two things happens: 1. their beauty mesmerizes us and so we elect them to office under some sort of lemming spell. Or 2. We ignore their pleas entirely and write them off as “liberal pot heads” and “aren’t they cute”
And to further my point I will say my last words on the subject. “Arnold Schwarzenegger” and “Bono.”
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I like when you talk about these things. You always bring a unique and funny viewpoint.
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