Well you are! If your name is Chelsea Dougherty, Elizabeth Hurley or Amber Mumford. That’s right you heard me - we ROCK. And just to show you how much we rock, I will tell you a few things that we have said that … well …. are just awesome.
Sex
Amber - Who need sex … I've got fingers
Elizabeth - Getting a test back is like an orgasm. You are like "oh god … oh god … yessssss" or "oh god …. oh god …..noooooo"
Chelsea - Yes, I would like to be a whore turning tricks on the corner.
All - It’s a good thing or so we remember/have been told.
Guys
Amber - Stalkers love me.
Elizabeth - Men are only good for one thing …ok they have nothing going for them.
Chelsea - I hate men who disguise themselves as men but are really girls with penises.
All - Flypaper for freaks
School
Amber - School sucks
Elizabeth - Lets drop out
Chelsea - and be a hobo!
All - Agreed
Work
Amber - I wonder how much they would pay me to be a phone sex girl…
Elizabeth - I relate so well to dysfunctional teen-agers …uh oh that can't be a good thing.
Chelsea - If the los ninos act up I'm gonna push 'em off the swing.
All - Need to marry a rich old dude
Life
Amber - Sucks
Elizabeth - Blows
Chelsea - Savers rock
All - Agreed
Police dogs
Amber - I've got nothing … really I'm innocent.
Elizabeth - I want to pet him … no the police man.
Chelsea - Awww how cute …RUN!
All - think that shock collers are a great idea for guys/children/grandmas
Ben
Amber - He looks like a serial killer … but in a good way.
Elizabeth - He looks like he wants to kill me or something.
Chelsea - He looks to me like he needs some egg nog.
All - He's a fox
Russell
Amber - Russy-wussy
Elizabeth - Secret agent man!
Chelsea - ummm how about eccentric … no wait just f***ed up.
All - He rocks!
Jon
Amber - Just do it
Elizabeth - But he's catholic.
Chelsea - Then he must die … or at least … nope just die.
All - He must die … oh, wait no that’s still me
Ryan
Amber - Girl
Elizabeth - Girl
Chelsea - *sigh* Girl
All - Well I think you can figure this one out on your own.
Tyler
Amber - ha ha I'm going to Arizona.
Elizabeth - I plead the 5th.
Chelsea - In my mind I'm going to Carolina.
All - Wish it would be surgically removed from Texas and implanted into Mexico because everyone knows that Mexico already sucks.
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I am not a fox
Also why do you think of me as killer or stalker or whatever. I could never hurt anyone, knowingly or willingly.
...SURE that's what they "all" say.
BTW I didn't say "I" thought you were a killer ---I think you are really a nice guy (ha ha you're a nice guy) but I'm a freak so what do I know...
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