The reason I am not sure is because I was in the company of my evil grandma (you know the whore) But it was fun because the whole night I spent making fun of her to her face- without her knowing it - but with EVERYONE else knowing it --- and laughing. It is quite fun to see just how much one can get away with. (i'm horrible)
For example: the song "my grandma got ran over by a reigndeer" came on the radio. My grandma says "I like this song" to which I replied "I not only like but LOVE this song - in fact it is my all time FAVORITE Christmas song" *raise eyebrows and nod head knowingly* (everyone started cracking up and trying not to look at her) hehe
Another - I drew a face on a punching balloon to resemble Ben because I am making a balloon/sock people movie - and he is sticking his tongue out on the balloon. MY grandma said - "hi balloon man" and I said "my balloon man doesn't like you" "he is sticking his tongue out at you ... Because you suck" (man that got A LOT of laughter from the "other" relatives. *I know I'm bad!!!!* *also props to Ben for sticking his tongue out at my grandma* *yea you!*
One more - My grandma said "I think I shall retire - I am feeling rather tired" - I replied "yes, I think you should because you LOOK tired - all washed out and well yucky looking" *smiling sweetly* (to this she raised her eyebrows)
see she can't say anything because she can't pin anything down - but in the meantime everyone is having a good laugh.
Also - don't think I am awful, she is a total jerkface- she called my sweet awesome sister a demon child - so she deserves everything she gets! Karma's a bitch baby.
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NICE!!
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