My Amber is LEEEAAAVVVVIIIINNNNNNGGG....

In honor of "The Amber" moving away I have decided that no roomate will take her place. To unsure this, I have come up with several ways to annoy/scare any prospective roomate that might move in.

As soon as my roommate turns the light off at night, I will begin singing famous operas as loud as I can. When my roommate bangs on the wall I'll sing even louder. When she comes into my room and turns the light on I'll look around and pretend to be confused.

I'll ask my roommate if Bob, my invisible friend, can stay the night. If she agrees, i'll ask my roommate if she can turn down the music. I'll explain that Bob has a headache.

I'll ask my roommate if my family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."

I'll ask my roommate to pose for a portrait. then I'll Leave.

How about I become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.

No wait! I'll become a secret agent for a week. I'll eat every piece of paper after reading it, speak into my lapel and accuse my roommate of stealing the secret plans to the world's greatest battlestation - and - I'll carry a gun but only because that is cool.

ohhhh even better - I'll become a Trekkie. I'll periodically talk to my communicator and tell Scottie to beam me up and run quickly from the room. If my roommate asks, i'll tell her "Dammit, Jim, I'm just a doctor!"

I could become my own twin sister and i'll tell my roommate that me and my sister never appear in the same place at once. I'll tell her the same thing again after leaving and coming back into the room.

I 'll begin to accumulate a used gum ball. I'll prob weigh it every day. I'll also accuse my roommate of stealing my gum.

Nothing irritates girls more that borrowing their clothes. Don't worry I'll offer to wash them, then I'll act like they were mine all along.

How about bowling inside the room. I'll set up tournaments with other people in the building. I'll award someone a trophy (prob Russell) and if my roommate wants to bowl too, i'll explain that she needs bowling shoes and that she should go and hang out with Jace!!!

I will make out with Ben as often as possible -- on her bed. LOL

Thats all for now! Good luck in Arizona chica!!!!!! ~Muah~