Ok this is how it all started (dreamy flashback music playing in background) My friend and I were talking about Ebay (cuz that's how cool we are) and he was saying that he looked up all of the things that you could NOT sale on E-bay. Some of these things include:
1. Animals
2. Prescription drugs
3. Illegal drugs
4. "Special" hair *wink, wink* (ok I made that one up)
So I asked him why he was looking this up and he mysteriously replied "I just wanted to know…" To this I wittily remarked "trying to find out if you could sell naked pictures of yourself eh?" He sadly said "no" and then said "that sounds like something you would do." I found that quite funny and replied with a camera flashing motion. He somehow took this as spraying whipped cream (dirty, dirty mind) and he laughed and said "yeah whipped cream" I was shocked and quite affronted and said I would never do that unless it was eggnog flavored whipped cream. He thought that was pretty darn funny and said that egg nog flavored whipped cream was a great idea and that it would taste good on the chocolate pie that he was currently eating. I agreed and that reminded me that I've always wanted to throw a pie at someone. I told him this and he said "yeah like your grandma" I laughed and said … yes, not an eggnog pie - but an axe pie. So I invented egg nog flavored whipped cream and a pie make out of razor sharp axes. A Very productive day don't you think?
2 comments:
By special do you mean pubic hair, because technically that is true, as body parts can't be sold on ebay. That includes fluids and hair.
yes I thought of that because I remember one day hearing about some dude who was selling a pubic hair of a 19 yr old virgin and I just didn't understand why ANYONE would want to buy that. I mean is that a turn on --- I just don't get it, but then again I'm not a perve so....
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