Yea! Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone … except the people I hate and to you I say … "FORK." Now on to better things like … oh I don't know … Food. Lol OK so the best and most greatest thing about thanksgiving is not actually the food. It’s the wonderful time you get to spend with your family. (If you didn't get the dripping sarcasm then you don't know me AT ALL)
Some wonderful things that my family has said to me on thanksgiving
"What did you do to your hair? That is not the right color. It makes you look dead." (I would rather be dead than be here with you anyway)
"Do you really like that guy? He's kind of ugly …" (Have you LOOKED in the mirror? Have you?)
"Did you put on lipstick? Because you need some." (And you need a facelift/liposuction/botox/paper bag) No - I do not need lipstick … I need alcohol/drugs/a fork.
And people wonder why I am the way that I am ….
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"And people wonder why I am the way that I am …."
No we have accepted your obscure mannerisms and just ignore them. It is easier that way.
Am I one of the people you hate?
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