Do you ever see/hear/smell certain people and just want to stab them with a fork? Well I do. People that I hate …
1. Girls that think that people actually listen to what they say. (I mean really, do you think I want to hear about your cheating, lying boyfriend that you can only get because you're a whore?)
2. Guys who act like girls who think that people actually listen to what they say. (No I do not care about your car/hair/clothes/football team/computer/video games.)
3. Parents who think that people actually listen to what they say. (Sticking fingers in ears while humming)
4. Musicians who think that people actually listen to what they say. (But of course vertigo is the place to be… where else? For the love of god will "you two" just shut up?)
5. Celebrities who think that people actually listen to what they say. (Get over yourself the rainforest sucks - let's pave it.)
5. Politicians who think that people actually listen to what they say. (I point at you unmercifully while chanting "liar, liar, pants on fire")
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I much prefer knifes. With a good knife you can not only poke and tear but also sever, mame, disembowel, and a few other things in there.
Its a good thing Im not a whore so, you wont be needing a fork to use on me or any other sharp tool.
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