who are ya'll and what have you done with my family

Wow! A whole Thanksgiving spent with my family and I didn't need a fork once! I was amazed. Aside from the usual mean spirited jokes (Which I thoroughly enjoy and partake in) everyone was in a jolly mood. My cooking abilities didn't even get made fun of … this is monumental since I usually hear such things as "uh oh what did Chelsea make this year" and "Be careful it looks dangerous" Everyone liked what I cooked …yea! The highlights of the day …

MY brother got his head completely shaved …and he had A LOT of hair. I asked my grandpa (who doesn't have hair) if he wanted me to glue it together to make a wig. Hehe.

I drank a sip of Guiness ... YUCK! the grossest stuff on the planet. My uncle told me it tasted like a chocolate malt, to which I said ... LIAR! (as I spit it out)

My Grandma gave me her usual lecture about who to aviod in life.
1. Indian people - They just crazy - they'll steal your baby.
2. Black people - They cheat on ya... and smell funny.
3. Mexican people - When they get a sip - they just don't know when to stop (points to uncle Juan who is drinking Guinness)
4. German people - they are tight and they'll cut your throat.

My little 5 yr old cousin (who everyone thinks is gay) (he's not, he's just sensitive) told me I was the bestest most bestest in the whole wide world… (I think it was because I gave him a "my little pony" to play with) (Hey - I encourage whatever anyone is … not just what they should be…he loves "my little ponies") I got looks of death from his "manley" father.

I made my family mad by receiving 20 calls/text messages during dinner … they told me to stop making drug deals on thanksgiving to which I replied "hey a girls gotta get paid"

My grandma went around randomly saying "asshole." I laughed every time I heard it … it just doesn't get old. I asked her if she had turrets and she pretended not to hear … oh well, my uncle thought it was funny.

I almost ran over two ugly people who were walking down the wrong side of the road. I just missed them - I wasn't paying attention. Too bad, if I had been ... there would be two less ugly people in the world.