(It's all your fault Ben!)
Why am I horrible you ask?
Well my uncle calls today and he "apperently" fell of a roof and broke 9 ribs. Sad right? ....no ... no it is not. It is hilarious. This is what makes me a horrible person. A horrible, horrible person. AND to top it all off - when my dad told me, he said "that man is so unlucky" to this I replied, - "that's what we in the worlds of sane people call KARMA." (yeah probably not a good thing to say, but we have already discussed word vomit so ...) Anyway my mom and brother thought it was hilarious and my dad just got mad at me - but what else is new.
so I apologize to all for thinking such things and I must now repent: Forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever for I will never get into heaven with a mind like this. AMEN!
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Um, it is pretty stinking hillarious...
Well, maybe it isn't hilarious, but still funny, and wrong. What else can I say?
Its not good to make fun of people for no reason.
k look - I know you're "anonymous " and all - so you really don't know what you are talking about - There is PLENTY of reason... PLENTY
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