If people don't get in the holiday spirit I am going to take a not so pointy object and stab them. What is with this whole "Christmas sucks" attitude? Christmas does not suck it rocks my face off…and I'm sure we can all agree that is most likely a good thing. So I present to you …
REASONS CHRISTMAS ROCKS:
1. You get to sing really corny annoying songs that make people go "awww" and "shut up"
2. Santa - He is an old jolly and fat dude that brings little children presents … I think my uncle went to jail for that.
3. Drinks … and more specifically egg nog the ambrosia of silly childish and most definitely awesome people like me! Mmmm egg nog.
4. My grandma got run over by a reighdeer … I've been waiting ever since that song came out but NOOOOOOO.
5. Putting up the Christmas tree … naked.
6. Fish nets … oh wait that's Halloween.
7. Food … nothing like eating a baby lamb to commemorate Jesus.
8. Presents - and NO I did NOT get what I wanted last year…you think Santa would hook a sister up but apparently that’s illegal.
9. Peace and Joy and my personal favorite … karma
10. Being with my family … oops that goes under the REASON CHRISTMAS SUCKS list.
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WTF?
Putting up the Christmas tree … naked.
WTF?
lol- I just wish I coulda seen your face when you read that...hehe
The Christmas spirit is what your thoughts make of it. If you feel happy, your spirit will be joyous. If you feel sad,pain, or without, your spirit will not be harmonious.
but, your heart can still wish the best for others. I wish you a very Merry Christmas and New Year if I don't get a chance to book mark to visit before that time. After all, Im not a scrooge just limited.
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