So I told my family about Amber and her duct tape story - yeah, they laughed their asses off. I knew they would - racist bastards - why can't we all just get along *tear*
That also reminds me - My mom told my grandparents that I brought my new boyfriend to Advent and the first thing out of my grandfathers mouth was "
Well he aint a *edit bad word - insert African- American* is he?
I said, no ... but he is a German.
This did not go over very well - My grandmother gave me dirty looks that spoke of family betrayal. I think I heard her mutter something about cutting throats and being tight ...oh and stealing babies. It was pretty funny. Of course once I assured her that he would never cut my throat or steal my non-exsitant baby she was pacified somewhat. I also explained that he wasn't tight and added in a few admirable traits "doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't have illegitimate German children running around ... I assume. LOL
ooooooo family - they are great.
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You assume correctly. WTF, does tight mean? I am unfamiliar with that phrase in the context.
Humorous story none the less
So why do your grandparents have a problem with Germans?
Why do they think such horrible things in general.
BTW, none of that bothers me in case you were curious.
Tight means *cheap, frugal, or unwilling to spend money on their significant other*
Yeah the pretty much think bad things about anyone so don't feel too special. at least you aren't a *edit, insert African-American* LOL
Okay, well that answers my questions
It so funny & the cut throat was the choker.ha ha ha
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